-University of Virginia Apologizes for Slave Labor: Jews Demand the Same from Egypt -- 4/25/07   -Bush Defends Phone Surveillance With Tap Dance -- 12/19/05   -NFL and Toupee Hall of Famer Hank Stram, 82, Dead -- 7/04/05   - Jackson Plunders Scandal, Touting "I Am A Warrior;" Lawyers Try Damage Control -- 3/27/05   -The Inaugural Undressed by Brooke Wurst- 1/20/05   -The Body Politic: A Round-Up from Around the World by Brooke Wurst- 12/15/04 -Shape of a Lawsuit, Form of Punitive Damages! by Brooke Wurst- 9/28/04 -Kentucky Fried Kickin' by Brooke Wurst- 7/20/04 -Draft Day by Brooke Wurst- 4/21/04 -Raising the Mars Bar by Matt Wurst- 1/6/04 -The Most Memorable Political Developments of 2003 by Matt Wurst- 12/15/03 -All the News That Isn't Fit to Print by Brooke E. Wurst- 12/15/03 -Field of Deans by Brooke E. Wurst- 12/9/03 -It's the Stupid, Economy by Matt Wurst- 11/25/03 -There's No "I" in Fail by Brooke E. Wurst- 11/9/03 -The Democratic Bunch: A Theme Song by Matt Wurst- 10/10/03 -A Bird in the House is Worth Two in the Bush by Matt Wurst- 9/17/03 -Thou Shalt Not be a Freak by Brooke E. Wurst- 8/28/03 -Which Saddam Are We Looking For? by Matt Wurst- 7/30/03 -Simon Savs You're an Idiot by Matt Wurst- 7/10/03 -With Liberia, the Book Stops Here by Matt Wurst- 7/4/03 -I Will Always Love Jew by Matt Wurst- 5/27/03 -Hey, At Least Fat Floats by Brooke E. Wurst- 5/12/03 -Senator Santorum's Big Pickle by Matt Wurst- 4/23/03 -Why War With Iraq is (Adjective). - A Mad Libs Game by Matt Wurst- 3/26/03 -A Game of Caught and Mouse by Matt Wurst- 3/3/03 -New York and a Nation Under Siege by Matt Wurst- 2/18/03 -Impropaganda Campaign by Brooke Wurst- 2/7/03 -"Huh Huh. I Said Duty... Twice:" Analysis of the State of the Union Address by Ben Heller- 1/29/03 -Offering Up the Sacrificial Lamb by Matt Wurst- 1/13/03 -Love Letters Yield Big Numbers by Brooke Wurst- 1/9/03 -Lotts of Explaining to Do by Matt Wurst- 12/16/02 -Strom of the Century by Matt Wurst- 12/5/02 -Slick Move for Spain by Brooke E. Wurst- 11/19/02 -The French Resistance by Brooke E. Wurst- 10/31/02   -The South Will Fundraise Again by Brooke E. Wurst-- 10/18/02   -Not Quite the Mile High Club by Brooke E. Wurst- 9/26/02   -The Fast and the Curious by Liza Cohen- 8/13/02   -Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright by Brooke E. Wurst- 7/26/02   -A Beautiful Day in His Neighborhood by Matt Wurst- 7/9/02   -The Don Undone by Matthew S. Ross- 6/13/02   -Golden Slumbers by Brooke E. Wurst- 6/4/02   -Don't Get Your Panties in a Bunch by Liza Cohen- 5/22/02   -A Letter to the American Family Association by Matthew S. Ross- 5/22/02   -One More Miracle in Manger Square: Christ Unifies Enemies by Brooke E. Wurst- 5/7/02   -Return to Normalcy Rocks New York by Matt Wurst- 4/30/02   -America or Burst!!! by Matt Wurst- 4/15/02   -The Double-Speak on Cloning by Matt Wurst- 4/12/02   -Looking for a Quiet Riot by Ben Heller- 4/10/02   -Area Woman Denies Emulation of Onion Article by Alysia Oakley- 3/26/02

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